
Well, the point is I can't avoid all the reasons and hoo-ha and ponderousness. 1) What the hell, it's my fucking bl*g 2) Three cheers and dammit, c'est la vie and 3) I think some of this is just part of being a media consumer in a world that is too much a-crowded with offerings way beyond what I'd call "choice" at this point. Dabble dip dip dabble dip. Previews, post-game, highlights, shows about shows. It's possible to see things without actually seeing things more than ever. Certainly possible to *absorb* media more easily than ever, through passing headlines, clips, interviews, magazines. Osmosis. Smush smush smush. Just by sitting on one's tuffet and not looking at one thing, all into one's pores. But that's not even it--media consumption is not just about what you see or don't anymore. It's too everywhere.

It's certainly one of those films I like, basically, can talk about, one that has passed my CP (cocktail party) threshhold to where I'd get most of the jokes/be able to talk about it at a party (I can fake my way through many things; this is a slightly higher superficial standard). I've never really seen it, though. All of it, in one gulp, I mean. I've seen bits and pieces of it, many separate scenes, and often: enough to patch together a cracked but complete vase.


So, because I have a sleazy streak a mile wide, as I taped Grey Gardens and flipped back and forth, I watched one of the few reality shows I like to watch (note: I don't like them, I like to watch them). These shows are all really bad, and don't really or in fact at all justify any reality show watching. Even in their paucity. Doesn't matter. That is--I watched, um, The Girls Next Door. You know, the show about Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends. HAH!
What can I say, I find it fascinating. I don't watch it for the sight of the fake boobies, or grotty ol Hef shuffling around in his pajamas. It's partly because you're seeing behind the curtain of some extreme gender roles and what the hell I don't live there but find it a little interesting (where do people who want to make their hair that blond come from? what do they do? eat?). This goes along with the sleazy streak (what can I say, I became a platinum blond for a while in my 30s). It's more, for me, I think, about the relentless allure of the DOMESTIC--exactly what the show's not supposed to be about, but what I like the most. Not huge drama, but the workings of a house, showing the kitchen and dining rooms and habits and the trivial domestic round. (The other reality show I love is Dog the Bounty Hunter and I don't even know what to write about that now. Saving it up for an essay, I think. Gawd.) I suppose it is the allure of the hyper-domestic that will finally get me to like Grey Gardens the way I should? Just a different kind.

I can't justify it, fundamentally, how I like this show. (And do I love it in the relentlessly ironic way I feel uncomfortable with when people watch the Beales? I don't think so, but duh.) I once made my poor friend Holly watch four episodes in a row, and I don't know why she's still talking to me (she is a big Grey Gardens fan, natch). HHefner is the architect of some social phenomena I just can't get with, kinda hate, can't stand! Boob jobs, this image of women as hairless young chihuahas. But I kinda like his life. Everything comes to him at his neato 1920s mansion and he's the ultimate media consumer with his movie library and all that. Maybe I want to be living in my 80s with a bevy of young men and an editorial dictatress-ship?
What one watches, says one watches, actually watches, theoretically watches, half-watches, watches through other people, watches through clips on other stations, watches repeatedly, watches because one hates it, watches it for good/bad frissons...how does Nielsen measure that? It's all about approach, what you see/don't.
What's on the TV: too much to talk about.
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1) A panda cub.
2) Leslie Ann Warren as Norma Cassady in Victor/Victoria; she's the character who sings "Chicago, Illinois" (the song quoted in the Cahiers header above!)
3) Another panda cub.
4) The only image that's actually relevant here. The portrait of Norma Shearer is by photographer is George Hurrell (I'm obsessed with G. Hurrell, esp. his portraits of her) and at least once on The Girls Next Door a Playboy photog has talked about going for a "George Hurrell" look in one of their photos! GAWD! Have you ever seen anything as *less* GH than Playboy photography? Then I thought: wow, that photog must be really bored. But maybe photographing for PB speeds some other aesthetic plough.
5) Lovely Jack Carson, early in his career.
6) Singin' in the Rain--I have *always* wanted a pair of baby blue ankle straps with bows like Debbie Reynolds'. They would look like holy hell on my swollen feet, but I'm just saying. Aren't they great?