JACK: You do not want to miss this wedding. It's going to be New York royalty: the Astors, the Rockefellers. The Sbarros.
AVERY: Yes, I know, Jack--you think I don't want to know what Pizzerina Sbarro is going to be wearing?
JACK: Then come.
AVERY: We both know that is a bad idea, which is why I scheduled a conflict I can't get out of.
JACK: What is it?
AVERY: Well, if you must know, I'm on Dodecacil. The pill where you only get your period once a year.
JACK: We're so close to beating that thing completely.