In the midst of job searching I am getting the urge to apply for wildly inappropriate jobs as if I'd be eligible just by virtue of standard job-related competition. Why yes, I think I'd make a really good chief of the division of orthopedic surgery at Northwestern Memorial Hospital. Long-haul truck driver. Endowed chair in studies of Slavic languages at U of C. Probate attorney. HVAC technician. CFO and general counsel. Throw my hat in the ring. What--is there a problem?

It's old overcoat time at La Boheme at the mo. Sniff.