I can't believe there's gonna be a new chick flick (Sweet H*me Alabama mit different blond) set in New Ulm, Minnesota. Filmed, it appears, in WINNIPEG. Or maybe I can. But what about the Hermann the German monument? The Schell beer? The polka? Seriously...that town's insanely full of German/Minnesotan culture; why not just make up a locale if you're not going to show it? Here endeth another 100-word uh-oh the-preview's-scaring-me review.