Fatty Life in America
A Play in One Act
by Elizabeth M. Tamny
first performed on the blogger stage Oct 4, 2008
an EMT production
A Play in One Act
by Elizabeth M. Tamny
first performed on the blogger stage Oct 4, 2008
an EMT production
TIME: No time particularly fun
PLACE: The office of a medical professional, any kind
SETTING: Fluorescent, icky, silence broken by occasional crinkle of paper a FAT CHICK is sitting on.
ACT ONE
LIGHTS UP: Enter medical professional of any variety, reading chart.
MED PROF
(Almost disappointed, certainly confused) Are you [emph] sure you're not hypertensive?LIGHTS DOWN
The End
NOTE: If desired, line can be repeated 20-30 times before lights down.
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1 comment:
We could add a second act---any illness at any time can be cured by weight loss. Cold? Flu? Broken bone? Cancer? Allergies?
Just lose some weight.
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