4-Word Reviews of the Saturday Morning Food Network Lineup

• Easy Entertaining w/ Michael Chiarello: Waves food at camera.
• Everyday Italian: Food patter for dummies.
• Nigella Feasts: Carmen Sternwood eye games.
• 30 Minute Meals: Grunts in jolly fashion.
• Tyler's Ultimate: Using "ultimate" suggests opposite.
• The Cooking Loft: New show don't care.
• Semi-Homemade Cooking w/ Sandra Lee: Open packet, pour food.
• Paula's Home Cooking: Take a sticka buttuh.
• Down Home w/ the Neelys: Please get hotel room.
• 30 Minute Meals: You are back again?
• Cooking for Real: Twitters at own jokes.
• Ask Aida: Don't make me watch.
• Everyday Italian: Lollipop head back too.
• Healthy Appetite with Ellie Krieger: Excited about tiny portions.