Other Bizarre and Naughty Lyrics I'd Never Noticed Until Recently; One Today, One Earlier This Year

He can't satisfy you with his little worm,
But I can bust you out with my super sperm!

("Rapper's Delight")

Though a lady may be dripping with glamour,
as often as not she'll stumble and stammer when suddenly confronted with romance.
And she's likely to fall on her face
when she's finally face-to-face with a pair of pants.
("I'm Shy," Once Upon a Mattress)