Sometimes you forget in all the hysteria how cheap the real estate really is on cable. That is, there was a ONE HOUR special about Scotty Schwartz and his path from Christmas Story to Porn on E! last night. It really, truly, didn't need an hour. And yet--the Gulf War rarely gets that much concentrated attention (for instance).

GG...GG! What will GG be sans M/M Palatino! I don't know. They've checked out in some ways already, but still. Mind boggling.

Sheer kvelling: one of me best pal's brothers won the Pulitzer last week. So exciting!