skimmings

Three recent random personal ad responses I've gotten (copied verbatim). Cover yer eyes.

1.
Hi there!
Yes, Chicago is a great city.
As for more than that, you know all us men only look at physical. You are veery nicely that! Sit on my face please type woman!
Anyway, I better leave now!
T***

2. (from UAE)
Hi,
I know this is really long distance. Please look me up anyway. I promise I am not AlQaida!
S*****

3.
. . . I am so Intrested in getting to know U becos i saw ur profile on here and ur profile was quite intresting and unique to me and i guess having a nice chat with u wont be a crime or something becos the greatest gift to my eyesight is having my eyes set on you and Only God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you! If you wanna see my pics,i can send them to you as soon as i hear from you Ok.
T****