heppy noo years

This is the time of year I want to coat my head in a hair mask, cover my body in Vaseline, climb into a giant clean white sock, and hibernate like a bearkin for three to four months. And when winter's over: climb out, exfoliate, emerge baby-skinned new from the elements. Instead...we moisturize day by day. And give thanks for the new year and for surviving the old.
Which I do.