I had Latka Gravas for a cab driver today. He had a really cute precise voice--sort of sounded like he was beeping.

Me: "So, may I ask...are you new?"
He: "Yes. In the US...two. Two months."
Me: "Ahh."
He: "For cab...one, two, three...seven days. Today is seventh day."
Me: "Ahh, I see. Just wondering."
He: "I am in Chicago three months now."
Me: "Wait--"
He: "I like very much, Chicago. Three months in Chicago."