In the middle of interrupting someone (and not for the first time) this weekend, I interrupted myself to note that I should go to Interrupters Anonymous. Which would be a great Boscht Belt routine, yes?

"My name is Liz and I'm--"
"HIIII LIIIIII--"
(etc.)

I really must stop doing this, although I am sure that only Dr. Marvin Monroe-style treatment would cure me, and maybe not even then. I do apologize.