Thursday, July 30, 2009

Eyelashes! Have you noticed how very much the beauty ideal for lashes is expanding? Teeth are getting bigger too, but eyelashes...! Cripes. Inflation run amok. The eyelashes shown in most current ads/commercials (these are from L'Oreal) are downright furry. Furry, and impossible without at least some partials, hello. The language used to sell them is very fierce and rather like the English used for packaging Japanese candies or on a fat girl porn site. LashBlast! Lash Injection! Major Lash! Big Fatty! Extra Super Lash! 2000 Calorie! Voluminous! Full 'N Soft! Volum' Express Turbo Boost! Pubic hair disappearing from the American female but our eyelashes grow ever bigger.

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