I have a streak of white in my hair. Not that big, but....there. It is near my hairline, which has led me to shorthand it my Susan Sonntag Streak for a long time. But really...it's not. It's not a skunk streak, not springing from the hairline. It's set back a little. I caught a glimpse of it today in the mirror (it's getting bigger, right) and realized what it really is: a Rockhopper Penguin Streak.

Idjits on the McLaughlin Group are calling him "Blahh-go." Crustaceans.