This is good news. Non-crankums.
Me bffpal Skip's good friend and (my) occasional-pixelated-friend-by-proxy (can I say that?) Thomas is the subject of a book being published tomorrow: Confessions from the Velvet Ropes: The Glamorous, Grueling Life of Thomas Onorato, New York's Top Club Doorman, the point being how neat is that, and how neat is it to be biographied when you're as young as this guy? Very. Esp. because of (I have some small sense of) how hard he works. Go Thomas go! I hope the launch dinner is so dernier cri and chic that even *you* are Groucho-Marx-ily unable to get in. If you see what I mean.