Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I'm looking forward to -

watching PandaTV tonight. Have you seen it? It's a *great* station. Every day: all pandas, for pandas, by pandas. Incisive segments about chewing, sleeping, rolling over. Fascinating point/counterpoint debates about...sleeping, chewing, rolling over. Late-night panda porn to get your mate in the mood for your once-a-year 23-hour reproductive window. Sweeping epics comprising hours of bamboo waving gently in the breeze. Fabulous. Set your VCRs with your enormous black paws that have no thumbs.

I *am* taping, erm, the Chefography stuff on FoodTV this week. Embarrassing to admit I probably already know most of the People-magazine backstories of these folks (search: "ina garten" AND husband AND yale), but it's still irresistable.

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