tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23637375.post1408373266176190914..comments2024-01-17T07:56:42.066-06:00Comments on Cahiers du Moment: Elizabeth M. Tamnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14830061989603718850noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23637375.post-42711339449252144162010-02-12T12:04:43.360-06:002010-02-12T12:04:43.360-06:00Ok, let me see if I've got all that TV has tau...Ok, let me see if I've got all that TV has taught me about being a woman down:<br /><br />No body hair (except on scalp)=loveable.<br /><br />Thin, yet curvy, with a massive chest (chest will likely require implants, as boobs are fat tissue)=loveable.<br /><br />Quiet, passive, adoring, not too intelligent or demanding=loveable.<br /><br />Agressive, demanding, vapid, half-naked=fuckable (but not loveable).<br /><br />Skin and hair glowing and resembling photoshopped images=loveable.<br /><br />Food, particularly the chocolate kind heated in microwaves=oral sex.<br /><br />Marriage to a man=parenting.<br /><br />Older than 30=irrelevant.<br /><br />Ok. Right. Totally doable. Happiness, here I come!ConsciouslyFrugalhttp://consciouslyfrugal.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com