"Am I?" he asked. "I don't think so really. I think it is probably just the impression given by the absurd fecundity of my eyebrows."
"Well, your Grace," the interviewer persisted, "how would you define wisdom?"
"Wisdom?" Ramsay chewed the word around in his mouth. "Oh, I should say that wisdom is the ability to cope."
Moab Is My Washpot, Stephen Fry